Turd Machine Stoma Bag Cover

🕹️ Turd Machine Stoma Bag Cover – Insert Coin for a Turd! 🕹️

Step right up and play the ultimate game of digestion with the Turd Machine Stoma Bag Cover! Designed to look like a retro coin-operated machine, this cover features bright, eye-catching arcade lights, a giant coin slot, and bold text that reads “Insert Coin for a Turd.” Whether you’re a gamer, a fan of toilet humor, or just love a good laugh, this cover is the perfect way to bring some fun to your stoma bag!

Why You’ll Love It: 

✔ Arcade-Inspired Design – A bold and colorful retro vending machine look that turns your stoma bag into a coin-operated turd dispenser!

✔ Quick & Easy Access – Envelope-style opening at the bottom for hassle-free emptying of your stoma bag.

✔ Soft & Stretchy Fit – Made from high-quality, flexible fabric that adapts seamlessly to your stoma bag’s expansion for a secure and comfortable fit.

✔ Durable & Machine Washable – Designed for daily use and easy care—simply wash at 30°C for long-lasting freshness.

Specifications:

📏 Size: 20cm x 13.5cm (Fits most standard ostomy bags)

⭕ Hole Opening: 8cm diameter

🧵 Material: 100% Polyester – lightweight, breathable, and soft.

🎨 Colors: Please note that colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.

😂 Part of the Funny Collection – Check Out More Hilarious Designs! 😂

✨ A perfect gift for ostomates who love gaming, humor, and not taking life too seriously!

🛒 Insert your coin and order now! 🎮💩