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Funny Colonoscopy Card – “Pfft… You’ve Had Bigger Up There” | Rude Surgery Humour Greeting

Funny Colonoscopy Card – “Pfft… You’ve Had Bigger Up There” | Rude Surgery Humour Greeting

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Make colonoscopy day a little less daunting with a laugh! This funny colonoscopy card features a cheeky cartoon doctor holding a scope and a unimpressed patient, with the bold caption: “Colonoscopy? Pfft… You’ve had bigger up there.”

Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate rude humour, this card adds some much-needed comedy to a not-so-fun procedure. Whether you’re lightening the mood before the appointment or cheering them up afterwards, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.

Rude and funny colonoscopy humour card – guaranteed to stand out
A5 size (21 x 14.8 cm) – includes matching envelope
Blank inside – add your own personal message
High-quality card stock – professionally printed in the UK
✔ Ideal for surgery recovery, hospital visits, or medical milestones with humour

Bring a smile (and probably a groan) to an otherwise clinical day.

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