Cursed Turd of Destiny Stoma Bag Cover

🛡 Cursed Turd of Destiny Stoma Bag Cover – Legendary Laughter Awaits! 🛡

Embark on an epic quest for humour with the Cursed Turd of Destiny stoma bag cover! Styled like a fantasy RPG game card, this design is perfect for gamers, adventurers, and ostomates who love a good laugh. Whether you’re managing a colostomy, ileostomy, or urostomy bag, this reusable and washable cover adds a magical touch (and a few giggles) to your daily stoma care routine.

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Fantasy RPG Theme – A parody “item card” featuring the legendary Cursed Turd.

✔ Quick & Easy Access – Envelope-style bottom opening for simple and discreet emptying.

✔ Soft & Stretchy Comfort – High-quality, breathable fabric that adapts to your stoma bag’s shape.

✔ Reusable & Washable – Eco-friendly and long-lasting; just wash at 30°C.

Specifications:

📏 Size: 20cm x 13.5cm – Fits most standard colostomy, ileostomy, and urostomy bags

⭕ Hole Opening: 8cm diameter

🧵 Material: 100% Polyester – Lightweight, breathable, and skin-friendly

🎨 Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings

😂 Part of the Funny Ostomy Bag Cover Collection – discover more designs to boost your armour class against boring stoma care!

🛒 Claim your Cursed Turd of Destiny today and let the laughter roll for critical hits!