CTRL + ALT + Defecate Stoma Bag Cover

💻 CTRL + ALT + Defecate Stoma Bag Cover – Logged Out of Fibre! 💻

When life crashes, it’s time for a hard reset! The CTRL + ALT + Defecate stoma bag cover is the ultimate geek-chic accessory for ostomates with a sharp sense of humor. Featuring computer keyboard keys, a cheeky poop emoji, and the hilarious message “You are now logged out… of fibre,” this design is perfect for tech lovers, programmers, and anyone who enjoys a well-timed pun.

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Clever Tech-Inspired Design – Classic computer key layout with a bowel twist, guaranteed to get a laugh from fellow nerds.

✔ Quick & Easy Access – Envelope-style bottom opening for simple, no-fuss emptying.

✔ Soft & Stretchy Fit – High-quality, flexible fabric that moves with your stoma bag for all-day comfort.

✔ Durable & Machine Washable – Built to handle daily use—wash at 30°C for lasting freshness.

Specifications:

📏 Size: 20cm x 13.5cm – Fits most standard colostomy, ileostomy, and urostomy bags

⭕ Hole Opening: 8cm diameter

🧵 Material: 100% Polyester – Lightweight, breathable, and soft on skin

🎨 Colors: Black/dark navy tones may vary slightly depending on screen settings

😂 Part of the Funny Collection – More Puns, More Laughs! 😂

✨ Perfect for tech-savvy ostomates or as a unique, geeky gift.

🛒 Hit Add to Cart now and reboot your ostomy style with CTRL + ALT + Defecate! 💩⌨️