Funny Medical & Stoma Greeting Cards That Actually Make People Laugh
When someone’s going through hospital appointments, colonoscopies, or even celebrating a “stomaversary,” the usual “Get Well Soon” card doesn’t quite cut it. That’s why we created a collection of funny medical cards designed to bring laughter to awkward moments and health milestones.
These cards aren’t your standard supermarket greetings — they’re cheeky, bold, and perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of humour with their healing.
🔎 Our Funniest Medical Cards
1. Colonoscopy? Pfft… You’ve Had Bigger
For the friend or loved one facing the dreaded colonoscopy, this card turns a nerve-wracking appointment into a laugh-out-loud moment. Because sometimes, the only way to deal with embarrassment is through humour.
👉 Shop the Colonoscopy Humour Card
2. I’m Sorry Your Bumhole Has Been Poorly
A brutally honest but funny card that shows empathy in the cheekiest way. With its bold design and playful wording, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile when things feel a bit rubbish (literally).
👉 Shop the Bumhole Get Well Card
3. Happy Stomaversary
Stoma life deserves to be celebrated! This bright and cheerful card is perfect for marking a stoma anniversary, whether it’s year one or year twenty. It’s a thoughtful and funny way to show support for someone adjusting to life with a stoma.
4. Good Luck With Your Prostate
Some health checks aren’t fun — but that doesn’t mean the card can’t be. This hilarious prostate exam card is light-hearted, cheeky, and guaranteed to make a loved one laugh (even if they’re secretly dreading the appointment).
5. Out With the Old, In With the New
Whether it’s surgery, a stoma operation, or a major health milestone, this comic-style card says it all. With bold colours and humour, it’s the perfect way to cheer someone on as they start a new chapter.
👉 Shop the Surgery Recovery Card
6. It’s Colonoscopy Day – Your Bum’s Getting Its Own Movie
This card is perfect for anyone facing their big “screen debut.” A funny take on colonoscopies that makes light of an experience nobody looks forward to.
👉 Shop the Colonoscopy Movie Card
🎉 Why Choose Our Funny Medical Cards?
- Unique humour – designed in-house, you won’t find these cards in supermarkets.
- Perfect for awkward moments – from colonoscopies to prostate exams, they lighten the mood.
- A5 size with envelope included – bold designs and plenty of space to write your own message.
- Fast UK delivery – so you can send laughter when it’s needed most.
✨ Make Recovery Less Serious (and More Funny)
Being unwell or going through hospital procedures isn’t easy — but laughter can make the journey a little lighter. Our funny medical cards are the perfect way to show love, support, and a wicked sense of humour.