Funny Christmas Stoma Bag Covers That’ll Crack You Up
Because nothing says ‘festive spirit’ like a good stoma pun!
If laughter’s your love language, you’re in for a treat. Our funny Christmas stoma bag covers are designed to bring holiday giggles, festive confidence, and plenty of eye-rolling humour (the good kind). From parody classics to gloriously cheeky puns, these covers prove that ostomy life doesn’t have to be serious — especially at Christmas.
🎅 Faecal Navidad
The stoma classic that started it all. A cheeky twist on a Christmas favourite, Faecal Navidad is guaranteed to make anyone smile. Perfect for those who can’t resist a festive pun or who just want to make their nurse laugh during their next appointment.
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🎶 Deck the Bowels
You’ve heard of decking the halls — now it’s time to deck the bowels! With its bold red design and twinkling festive accents, this one brings instant Christmas cheer and a bit of cheeky charm.
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💨 Farting Through the Snow
For the truly unfiltered among us. This cover turns bathroom humour into festive art. Bright, funny, and unapologetically honest — Farting Through the Snow is an instant crowd-pleaser (and a TikTok favourite).
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☃️ Frosty the Poo-man
We couldn’t resist giving Frosty a makeover. This hilarious snowman parody is for those who love a pun as much as a peppermint hot chocolate. Proof that even a poo joke can be wholesome at Christmas.
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🚂 The Poo-lar Express
All aboard the laughter train! This design combines nostalgia and toilet humour in perfect balance. It’s funny, festive, and surprisingly sweet — just don’t try to buy tickets for it.
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🎅 Jingle Smells
A Stoma Styles original. Jingle Smells is the perfect mix of sass and Christmas sparkle. It’s light-hearted, confident, and one of our most gifted designs every December — because every ostomate knows the struggle is real!
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🎁 All I Want for Christmas Is a New Bowel
For those who like their humour a little too real. Equal parts hilarious and relatable, this one is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a knowing nod).
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💩 Why We Love a Good Stoma Pun
At Stoma Styles, we believe humour heals — and what better time to laugh than Christmas? Our funny ostomy covers are more than just a joke; they’re a reminder that confidence can look however you want it to. Whether you’re embracing your new normal or gifting a fellow ostomate, these designs say: I’m proud, I’m festive, and I’m still fabulous.
🎁 The Perfect Stocking Filler
Pair any of these designs with our Make-A-Merry-Face Pack for just £1.50 — three festive stickers to decorate your bag and make it even more outrageous (in the best way).
💡 Available as an optional upgrade at checkout — because who doesn’t want to give their stoma a Christmas makeover?
✨ Shop the Funny Christmas Collection
Ready to sleigh the season with humour? Explore our full range of funny Christmas stoma bag covers and find your perfect festive fit today.
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